Fire Monster and Vampire were walking through the dark forest when they heard a spooky noise: "WhoooOOOooo!" The monsters stopped. "See what it is," said Fire Monster.
"You see what it is," said Vampire.
They both looked around and saw nothing. When they turned back, a ghost floated between them.
"Ahhhh!" said the monsters together. "Get it!"
Fire Monster breathed fire from her mouth and threw fire from her toes, but the fire went right through the ghost and set a tree on fire. Vampire leapt upon the ghost and tried to suck out its blood, but Vampire passed through the ghost without touching it and bit the ground.
"Oh," said the monsters. Vampire spit out dirt.
"WhoooOOOooo," said the ghost.
"Maybe," said Fire Monster, "we should find out why it's here?" She turned to the ghost and said, "Uh, hi. How are you?"
"OoooOOOoookay," said the ghost. "I'm loooOOOoooking for newoooOOOooo friends."
"We don't need any new friends," said Fire Monster.
"Wait," said Vampire. "Maybe we can start a new club for monsters. We each have a friend, but we don't have a club."
"OK," said Fire Monster.
"OoooOOOoookay," said Ghost.
And that was the beginning of Monster Club.