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One-Line Review: The Old Guard (2020), starring Charlize Theron and KiKi Layne

July 19, 2020 by Peter Schaefer in Reviews

This movie is a miracle of casting, acting, scripting, cinematography, and action choreography with tender love scenes, kick-ass violence, awesome gay love, and a reaffirming message about the value of a life.

July 19, 2020 /Peter Schaefer
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One-Line Review: The Odd Couple (1968), starring Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau

June 26, 2020 by Peter Schaefer in Reviews

Though perhaps hilarious at the time (as evidenced by the spinoffs), the humor leans so heavily on 1950s gender expectations that it’s hard to enjoy today.

June 26, 2020 /Peter Schaefer
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One-Line Review: The Man Who Killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot (2018), starring Sam Elliot

June 26, 2020 by Peter Schaefer in Reviews

The film’s magnificent title is out of sync with the emotional weight it tries to deliver, and Sam Elliot may be too understated an actor for the film’s ambitions.

June 26, 2020 /Peter Schaefer
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One-Line Review: Night Hunter (2018), starring Henry Cavill

May 27, 2020 by Peter Schaefer in Reviews

This is a muddle of a movie plagued by inconsistent characterization and dominated by terrible policework, especially in the interrogation room.

May 27, 2020 /Peter Schaefer
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One-Line Review: Final Score (2018), starring Dave Bautista

May 27, 2020 by Peter Schaefer in Reviews

Final Score tried so hard to be Die Hard, from useless police and minority sidekicks down to recording villains on your hand and throwing corpses off of roofs, but forgot to give us a charismatic villain or to humanize the hero with doubts or injuries that matter.

May 27, 2020 /Peter Schaefer
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One-Line Review: The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci and Kiernan Shipka

May 23, 2020 by Peter Schaefer in Reviews

Stanley Tucci and Kiernan Shipka acted brilliantly, and Tucci headbutted someone with his perfect forehead, but this is otherwise a weak, watered down version of A Quiet Place with none of the daring.

May 23, 2020 /Peter Schaefer
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One-Line Review: Siberia (2018), starring Keanu Reeves and Ana Ularu

May 07, 2020 by Peter Schaefer in Reviews

Despite Reeves’ predictable flat affect, the two leads do a good job of portraying two damaged people grasping for joy in a toxic love affair that ends appropriately abruptly, as does the movie.

May 07, 2020 /Peter Schaefer
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